Girl: We’re best friends right?

Boy: Yes, of course.

Girl: So be honest with me, who do you like?

Boy: No one. I love someone.

Girl: Ohh, she must be very lucky.

Boy: Definitely. I’ve loved her ever since I met her.

Girl: Really? Well, since we’re best friends, I wanna meet her. Go call her.

Boy: Oh okay.
-Boy takes out his phone, dials her number and phones her-

Girl: Wait, hold on I think I’m getting a call.

-Answers the phone-

Girl: Hello?

Boy: I love you.